A rabbit and a bear are digging for some tasty roots when they come across an old lamp. The bear immediately claims it and yanks it out of the rabbits grasp. Wiping off the dirt from the lamp with them in the process. Immediately a genie bursts from the lamp shouting: "Thank you for freeing me from that prison! I'll grant you 3 wishes each!"
The bear quickly says: "I wish that all female bears are willing to mate with me whenever I want!" "Done!" says the genie. The rabbits thinks for a while and says: "Well, I wish for a nice bright red helmet!" "As you wish!" says the genie and he hands him a beautiful red helmet.
The bear smirks at the rabbits wish and says: "What a ridiculous wish. Why would you want that?" Without awaiting the rabbits answer he turns to the genie and states: "My second wish is that my libido and sexual stamina are increased a thousandfold!" "Done!" says the genie.
"For my second wish", says the rabbit, "I'd like a bright red ultrafast motorcycle which I can drive easily." "As you wish!" says the genie and he hands him a perfectly sized bright red ultrafast motorcycle.
Once again the bear laughs at the rabbits' wish. "Foolish rabbit! You can have anything you ever dreamed of and you wish for THAT??!" Once again the bear turns to the genie. "Genie!", he shouts, "For my final wish I'd like that all the other bears in the world will become female!" Once again the genie says: "Done".
"OK then", says the rabbit as he gets onto his new bright red ultrafast motorcycle and starts speeding off shouting:"for my final wish I wish that that bear turns gay!"
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