...when the first one decided to brag about how manly he was.
"You know, just last week, a few coyotes came into my ranch, and I had to beat them off with my bare hands."
Not wanting to be outdone in manliness, the second cowboy said "Yeah, I hate it when stuff like that happens. Just yesterday, two of my bulls went rogue, and I had to wrestle both of them at once."
Meanwhile, the third cowboy just sat there quietly, slowly stirring the coals with his penis.
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