Before you read: When I say "profile picture" I mean a picture of someone facing the left or the right rather than directly at the camera.
A Detective needs someone to work under him, so he decided to do tryouts and it came down to 3 people. The Detective interviewed each of the future disciples one by one in his office.
The first person comes in and the Detective gets right to the point:
Detective:points finger at a profile picture of an escaped criminal "Alright son, name me the identifying features of this criminal right here."
Person 1: "Well this man would be easy to find, considering he is walking around with only one eye."
Detective: "... You are dumb, leave now and tell one of the other two guys outside to come in."
Person 1 leaves and Person 2 enters
Detective:points finger at a profile picture of an escaped criminal "Alright son, name me the identifying features of this criminal right here."
Person 2: "From what I can see, this man would be pretty easy to find considering the fact that he is walking around town with only one ear."
Detective: "... What is wrong with today's youth.. leave and tell the last guy that he may come in for his interview"
Person 2 leaves an Person 3 enters
Detective: "Well you are the last guy and hopefully you are a bit smarter than the last two guys, those two... I don't even know.. points finger at the profile picture of an escaped criminal please name me the identifying features of this criminal right here."
Person 3: "This man wears contacts."
Detective:looks through the criminal's files to see that the criminal does in fact wear contact lenses "Wow son, even though that isn't really an identifying feature, how did you know that?!"
Person 3: "Well it is quite simple really, a person with one eye and one ear wouldn't be able to wear standard glasses and would have to resort to using contacts to correct his vision."
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