An Englishman, an American, and an Irishman are in a bar...

And as they discuss their plans for the next day, they happen to notice a massive, mountain of a man, with no nose.

The barman notices them staring and says,"That's Tiny guys. He's reeeeeeaaaallll sensitive about the whole missing nose business."

True to form, the Englishman cannot resist on last glance at this peculiar deformity. Tiny sees this and rumbles across the bar with a ROAR, which makes the rafters shed dust. Tiny grabs the Englishman by the throat and slams against the wall.

"WHAT'RE YOU LOOKING AT MATE?!" He yells.

The Englishman (being very good under pressure) replies with, "Oh nothing old chap, but I cannot help but admire your teeth. You have a fine set of teeth, take care of them or they shall rot like mine," he opens his mouth and reveals a set of false teeth.

Tiny is a bit surprised by this, but in true politeness, he puts the Englishman down, brushes him off and buys him a drink.

Ten minutes later, the American cannot help but look one last time. Tiny rumbles across the bar again, repeating the choke slam against the wall and yells,

"THE HELL DO YOU WANT BUDDY?!"

So the American (also being on the ball tonight) swiftly says, "I can't help but admire those darn ears. Those are some mighty fine ears you got there Tiny, you best look after them or you are going to need hearing aids like mine," So of course the American taps his hearing aids.

Tiny, being a true gentlemen, sets him back down, brushes him off and buys him a drink.

20 minutes later, the Irishman glances in Tiny's direction.

Tiny races across the bar, and pins him against the wall by his throat, yelling;

"AND JUST WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE LOOKING AT?!"

So the Irishman, thinking quickly replies;

"Well, I cannot help but noticin' your eyes. You have a fine pair of eyes lad, and you best take good care of them, or you will need glasses like me and that wouldn't work because you got no nose to rest them on."