During a tiring shopping trip with his wife, a guy needs to drop a deuce. He walks into the nearest gent's, and settles down in a stall. From the next stall, he hears a voice.
"Hey, how are you doing?"
Slightly put off, the guy replies "Fine".
"What are you up to today?"
"Just shopping with the wife", he replies.
"What are you doing tonight?" the voice asks.
"Just going to the cinema, nothing special".
"Cool", the voice says, "anyway, I'd better go 'cos some dickhead in the next stall keeps answering me".
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